Friday, January 6, 2017
X-amining X-Factor #83
In a Nutshell
X-Factor takes the X-Patriots out on the town.
Writer: Peter David
Pencils: Mark Pacella
Inks: Al Milgrom
Letters: Richard Starkings
Colors: Glynis Oliver
Editor: Kelly Corvese
X-Lord: Bob Harras
Editor-in-Chief: Tom DeFalco
Tensions remain high between X-Factor and the X-Patriots, moreso when Jenny Ransome & Philip Moreau arrive. Inside the X-Patriots' ship, Rahne meets a young mutant named Taylor who uses his cold fire power to sculpt, while Val admonishes Havok for agreeing to accompany the X-Patriots back to Genosha. They are drawn outside by a commotion to find Cameron Hodge attacking everyone. But Hodge is actually Lukas, lashing out, and Havok shuts him down, before deciding the X-Patriots need to blow off some steam and offering X-Factor as guides to help them explore the city. Elsewhere, Rick Chalker completes an operation to replace his hands with razor sharp fan blades, but when he discovers he's left himself no way to leave his lab, he slaps his forehead in disgust, accidentally killing himself. Back in New York, Havok & Polaris accompany Prodigal to the Statute of Liberty, Strong Guy takes Pirouette dancing and Quicksilver & Lukas con a belligerent drunk at a bar. Meanwhile, Rahne takes Taylor to an art museum, but he wanders off when Rahne starts arguing with Madrox. Outside the museum, Taylor uses his power, drawing the attention of a group worried he's going to burn down the park. They attack and beat him before running off. As Madrox attempts to chase them down and call for help, a distraught Rahne tries to help the unconscious Taylor.
Firsts and Other Notables
Rick Chalker, brother of scientist Vic Chalker (who died in issue #77 when it rained on his mutant-killing battlesuit) makes his first appearance in this issue, determined to avenge his brother and calling himself Number One Fan, then almost immediately dies, after slapping himself in the forehead for failing to install a doorknob he could use with the razor sharp fan blades with which he replaced his hands.
Jenny Ransome & Phillip Moreau, central characters of the original Genosha story and "X-Tinction Agenda", pop up in this issue to help facilitate the X-Patriots situation, and argue on behalf of the notion that Genosha is different now.
Mark Pacella, still inexplicably finding work around the X-office, fills in on this issue.
A Work in Progress
Walking amongst a group of Genosha Mutates, Rahne reminds us that if she were to return to her full human form, she too would be a Mutate, and just as docile as they.
Strong Guy reveals he rigged the doorknob of X-Factor's Danger Room to fall off, a reference to issue #78.
The Grim 'n' Gritty 90s
Strong Guy takes Pirouette dancing at a club that is playing "Mutant Rap", a pretty clear parody of Vanilla Ice's "Ninja Rap" from Teenage Mutants Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze.
For some reason, Pacella and inker Al Milgrom rather noticeably sign one of the issue's several splash pages. Were they thinking there'd be a huge aftermarket demand for original art featuring an awkwardly posed Havok making a pooping face, and wanted to make sure everyone knew who was responsible for it?
Between panels, Strong Guy shifts from wearing his regular X-Factor uniform to wearing the "X" shirt he wore in issue #81 (or, at least, the large X gets drawns onto his uniform jacket).
Pun with Peter
Lukas rails against the X-Patriots moniker applied by the media, criticizing it for being a pun on the X-Men and expatriates, which is probably also Peter David lampshading the whole thing.
While babysitting some of the younger X-Patriots, Madrox hears music and rushes to its source, believing it to be Rhapsody, but is saddened to find that it's not.
With his poor Rob Liefeld impersonation no longer needed over on X-Force, Mark Pacella shows up here to crap things up for X-Factor with his dead white eyes and awkward poses for an issue. Thankfully, Peter David remains on point, continuing to wring some fun characterization from a plot that's kind of a dud. The X-Patriots aren't yet terribly compelling characters in their own right (and never really will be), but their interactions with the various members of X-Factor are at least entertaining, chiefly Quicksilver and Lukas bonding over being the respective assholes of their groups, then going out and being straight-up dicks to a guy in a bar.
David has been fairly vocal about his upcoming departure from the series being motivated by his frustration with the way "X-Cutioner's Song" interrupted this ongoing story, and on the one hand, I can certainly see his point: this issue does end more or less on a cliffhanger, with a grief-stricken Rahne standing over the body of a dead or dying X-Patriot attacked by an angry mob, but the whole plotline will be shunted into the realm of subplot (at best) over the series' next three issues. But on the other hand, I have a hard time imagining "X-Cutioner's Song" snuck up on David, that he didn't know the next issue after this one would be the second chapter of an unrelated storyline when he wrote this ending.
I think I'd probably also be more sympathetic to his perspective if the X-Patriots storyline, as a whole, ultimately worked better than it does. Then again, maybe it would work better if it didn't have three issues of another story shoved into the middle of it, so perhaps David has a point.
Next week: X-Men #13, Excalibur #55 and Wolverine #62.