Who wants some one sentence reviews! Anybody....anybody? I'll just pretend those crickets I hear means "everybody does!"
Assassin's Creed 2 (X-Box 360 Video Game, 2010): An extremely fun game where you run around renaissance Italy assassinating the corrupt and has a good story and a great ending.
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (Playstation 3 Video Game, 2010): An extremely fun game where you run around renaissance Italy assassinating the corrupt and has a good story but a terrible ending.
Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions (X-Box 360 Video Game, 2010): The game's story isn't anything to write home about but it's pretty damn fun playing as all four versions of Spider-Man and I find myself chuckling at the Spidey one-liners despite myself.
Thor (Movie, 2011): Doth movie hath action, much humor and I enjoyith it verily...er...for the most part.
X-Men: First Class (Movie, 2011): The best X-Men movie thus far, although, if someone gets stabbed in the hand shouldn't there be blood?
Bridesmaids (Movie, 2011): Definitely funny but Kristen Wiig always has the ability to annoy me.
The Hangover Part II (Movie, 2011): A movie whose parts were funnier than its whole.
Super 8 (Movie, 2011): It was entertaining (and I, of course, love Coach) but, sadly, the alien was the least interesting thing about this movie.
The Killing Season 1 (TV Series, 2011): Good at some points and exceedingly boring at others, however they really botched the season finale and how to handle this show's seasons as a whole.
The Event (TV Series, 2010): While I wouldn't classify another bad science fiction show on network television as an "event," I still wouldn't have minded seeing if they couldn't right themselves in a second season.
Slaughterhouse 5 (Novel, 1969): Now that I've read the book and its Wikipedia page I almost get its meaning.
The Hunger Games (Novel, 2008): I'm not saying this book doesn't have it's flaws, but I'll be damned if I couldn't put the friggin' thing down....in fact I think I'm going to start on the second book right now!