Sigh...

Jeez, you go off to rehab...err...on a honeymoon for two weeks and Dr. Bitz manages to burn down the internet. Well, that's what several bathtubs full of moonshine will do, I suppose. There's a lesson here somewhere kids.

The good news is that I'm back, and I managed to put out the fire. The bad news, I didn't get back soon enough to save the lesbian porn. Way to go, Dr. Bitz. So the internet should be moving a lot faster now, with all that excess "brush" cleared out by the fire. Gotta take the silver linings where we can find them, or something.

More from me soon, with a rundown of the trip, including an ode to a certain pants-less duck and my run in with a celebrity. For now, I'm off to sift through the rubble for, well, you know...