For the most part they will be things that either A) I suspect people really don't care about or B) are things I've just seen or read but have been around long enough that doing a full review would feel dated.
For example, let's say I just watched Tomb Raider 2 the movie the other week. Since it's like 4 years old giving it any formal review would seem silly. Instead, I'd give it a one sentence review that would probably look a little something like this: "If I was forced to choose between watching this movie again or firing a bullet through my brain then there would be one less blogger in the world."
(And yes, this intro will be longer than all the reviews combined)
Let's get started:
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Absolutely hilarious in parts but the ending left a terrible taste in my mouth.
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With great sound, graphics, gameplay, and a good storyline it's everything a Zelda game should be.
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Excellently done animated movie that lacks a certain element (action among other things) for me to rank it as high as Princess Mononoke.
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If you want a book that you can enjoy in a comic book-y sort of way then I have 52 reasons why you'd like this book, otherwise I have 52 reasons why you wouldn't.
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For a sitcom about cavemen this show is awfully mundane.
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I think this show proves that a television series can in fact be TOO quirky.
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She should have stayed there.
I get it now. I laughed. Job well done.
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