Faith in Leadership

Lots of promises were made in this past election season, however, I can't help but wonder what has been accomplished.

Have we been protected from menacing mystical forces and the dread Dormammu?

Where is all the evidence of indiscriminate smashing?

This next election cycle be sure to vote for a person (or entity) you can trust to follow through on his/her/its promises.

A message from Kitty Pryde.

A Strange New World for America

Did you know: Doctor Strange claims to speak for the "average American?" How many "average" Americans do you know that have man servants?

Did you know: Doctor Strange's apprentice is a man-bull. Can America withstand a cabinet stuffed with man-bulls?


Did you know: Jesus Christ died for our sins; what have Hoggath, Ikthalon, Agamotto, and Watoomb done for us lately?


Did you know: "Doctor" Strange is no longer licensed to practice medicine?


Did you know: when Doctor Strange was a doctor, he wouldn't help poor people; he was only concerned with making money for himself?


Did you know: Doctor Strange's wife isn't American? She wasn't even born in this dimension.


Did you know: While Doctor Strange claims to be against tax increases, he plans to raise "fees" to help fund the arts? And not the fine arts, but the "mystic" arts?

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Did you know: Doctor Strange is friends with the Hulk, who repeatedly destroys American cities, the Silver Surfer, who once led the world-devouring Galactus to our planet, and Namor the Sub-Mariner, who has repeatedly declared war on the surface world?

Do you know where on the world America is? That's right, the surface.


Does America truly want to be part of the "strange" new world promised by this candidate? Can America afford to trust the trippy and surreal vision of this "doctor?"

On November 4th, vote for the candidate with a clear and direct vision for the future.

Isn't it time America "mutated" into something that was beneficial for all?


Paid for by Mutatis Mutandis and People For A Strange-free America.

I'm Scott Summers...and I approve this message.

America in Crisis!

During these troubled times, can Americans afford to be led by a man like Cyclops?

A man whose own mentor and teacher has called him an "ungrateful, unspeakable cur?"

A man who "accidentally" injured his own friend?

Cyclops has even attacked his own brother!

How can Cyclops protect America when he couldn't even protect the woman he loves?

And he hates the environment!

Worst of all...Cyclops plans to raise taxes!!!!!!!

America can't afford the vision of Cyclops.

Paid for by the Committee to Elect Doctor Strange.
I'm Doctor Stephen Strange and the almighty Vishanti have bestowed upon me the power to approve this message.

Decision 2008

This November 4th, remember:

Only one candidate has the requisite leader ship experience...


Only one candidate cares enough about education...

Only one candidate can keep a cool head in a crisis...


Only one candidate is willing to look our enemies in the eye and say...blast!


The days of fear, recession and domination by bald parapalegic telepaths will soon be over.

On November 4th, cast your vote for the one candidate with the vision to lead America into a better future:


In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man can be ...President.

I'm Scott Summers...and I approve this message.