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Showing posts with label Kitty 08. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kitty 08. Show all posts

Monday, February 2, 2009

Faith in Leadership

Lots of promises were made in this past election season, however, I can't help but wonder what has been accomplished.

Have we been protected from menacing mystical forces and the dread Dormammu?

Where is all the evidence of indiscriminate smashing?

This next election cycle be sure to vote for a person (or entity) you can trust to follow through on his/her/its promises.

A message from Kitty Pryde.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

VICTORY!!!!

Well, I've just received a gracious call from my competitor, Cyclops, conceding. I haven't talked to Kitty Pryde but really, who cares? She's a thirty party candidate! Bwa-hah-hah-hah!
Anyway, the results are clear. Thanks to a grass roots get out the vote campaign from The Baroness, America's choice is clear. America has voted against socialism and for lower taxes. America has voted Doctor Strange as president of The Gentlemen of Leisure. In fact, it was such a wide margin that it can only be interpreted as a mandate.
Together we can change the current state of affairs. Can we reduce taxes? Yes we can! Can we smash indiscriminately? Yes we can! Can we teach our youth the mystic arts? Yes we can! America has made its choice, and its choice is mystical!
For those of you who didn't vote for me? I will be your president too. And as your president, I will banish you to the dark dimension. If you're not with me, you're against me, and those who voted against me will see how they like hanging out with The Dread Dormammu. Suddenly a Doctor Strange presidency doesn't seem so bad? Huh? Can we banish the non-believers to the Dark Dimension? Yes we can!
So, together, as one unified blog, we can make this web page a better place to read and wri...

CAN WE SMASH????? YES WE CAN!!!!!
Me and magic man make blog SMASHING SUCCESS!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Let your voice be heard!

Alright, it's time to let your voice be heard. You've got a decision to make. You can vote for:

Cyclops\Beast and their pro human\mutant coexistence and pro-drinking-of-secret-formulas policies.

Doctor Strange\Hulk and their anti-taxes and pro-smashing policies.

Kitty Pryde\Lockheed and their pro-dragon and pro-hotness policies.

The choice is yours, but vote wisely.

Voting is to your left.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Decision 2008: Red, White and BLUE

This election, the choice in running mates is clear.

Kitty Pryde, on a platform of bi-partisan independence, is running alongside a barely-literate alien dragon with questionable ties to the Strange political machine...


while Dr. Strange continues to discriminate against man-bulls by offering the second-highest office in the land to a creature than vacillates wildly between child-like intelligence and city-destroying rage.



Are these truly the best candidates to cast the tie-breaking vote in the event of a senatorial deadlock? Can Americans truly trust that such candidates won't just fall in love with larger, city-destroying dragons or declare themselves Master of the World should the President be incapacitated?



Cyclops believes there's a better candidate for the job: Hank McCoy, the bouncing, bucolic and brilliant Beast.


Unlike SOME candidates this election, Beast served his country proudly as a long-standing and effective member of the Avengers and has never declared himself master of the world.


Beast also has extensive real world political experience, having held a cabinet post in previous administrations


where he proved to be tough on illegal immigration


and determined to keep an eye towards the future.


Beast is a genius who helped develop a cure for the Legacy Virus


and devised a plan that will increase government funding to needed programs like education and the fine arts while balancing the budget and eliminating the national debt, all without raising taxes AT ALL.

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He's THAT smart!

When it comes to a choice between an alien, an engine of destruction, and a genius with proven political experience and a record of service to this country, Cyclops believes the choice is clear, and hopes you will too.


On November 4th, vote for the team with a clear and direct vision for the future and the smarts and experience to make it a reality.



It's time America mutated into something better.
Vote Cyclops and Beast in 2008.



I'm Scott Summers...and I approve this message.



Saturday, November 1, 2008

A Greener America!

Hello my friends, I'm Doctor Strange. There's been discussion as to who my running mate may be. Obviously I have the intellect, the magical know-how, and the experience to lead America. But even the greatest of men need to have weight behind their words. Sometimes intellect and magic isn't enough. Some situations call for a more blunt approach. Sometimes, you need someone to...

SMASH!!!!!!
Hulk make great vice president because Hulk SMASHES!!!

Hulk tough on terrorism.

HULK SMASH!!!!

Hulk hate Canadians.

HULK SMASH!!!!

Hulk maverick.

HULK SMASH!!!

Hulk believe in a complete freeze in government spending. Each spending policy should be examined and any expenses labeled as 'pork' will be cut. So, without increasing taxes, the government will be spending less. Any excess money received will be invested in decreasing the US deficit. As soon as the budget is balanced then taxes for all individuals can be decreased with minimal effect on core government organizations. In other words, taxes will be...

SMASHED!!!

VOTE MAGIC MAN AND HULK!!!!


Paid for by the Committee to Elect Doctor Strange.
I'm Doctor Stephen Strange and the almighty Vishanti have...
Me Hulk! And Hulk approve of SMASHING!!!!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Anyone for a 3-way?

She's stood up to an oppressive regime.

She has vast experience with foreign affairs.

Her running mate knows how to handle terrorist threats.

She's a certified genius.

And she's hot ! ! !



Do you really want another stubborn white guy in the oval office?

It's time to put Pryde back in politics.


Kitty Pryde - guaranteed to NOT stop a bullet.