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Showing posts with label Cyclops and Xavier's Strange Erotic Love Affair. Show all posts
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Thursday, April 30, 2009

X-amining X-Men #9

"Enter, The Avengers! "
January 1965

"Savagely written by"
Stan Lee
"Supremely drawn by" Jack Kirby
"Superbly inked by" Chic Stone

Plot:
The X-Men arrive in Europe at Professor Xavier's request. Xavier has located the lair of Lucifer. Xavier is captured and learns that Lucifer has wired his heart to an enormous bomb that will explode if Lucifer's heart rate stops. The Avengers arrive on the scene, having followed emanations of evil that Thor's hammer sensed, determined to defeat Lucifer. Professor X telepathically warns the X-Men they must stop the Avengers from harming Lucifer, but can't explain further. So the X-Men and Avengers fight, with the Avengers more or less taking it easy on the teenaged X-Men. Meanwhile, Professor X manages to knock Lucifer out without disturbing his heart rate, and he explains everything to Thor. The Avengers vote (literally) to leave Lucifer to the X-Men and depart. Cyclops and Professor X work together to diffuse Lucifer's bomb, then let him go.

Firsts and Other Notables:
Lucifer makes his first appearance. He's referred to as human, but later stories establish he's an alien doing recon work for his race's planned invasion (the same race to which Dominus, a similarly one-note West Coast Avengers villain, belongs). Like many non-Brotherhood villains from this era, he never really catches on, which is problematic for reasons I'll get into below.

Professor X says Lucifer is responsible for putting him in a wheelchair, but doesn't elaborate (he will in issue #20).

The X-Men and Avengers meet (and fight) for the first time. The Avengers are the first real high profile guest-stars to appear in the book. The two groups go on to share a unique relationship, born of their similar publishing history (both titles began in September 1963) and character connections (Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch leave the Brotherhood to join the Avengers, bringing the X-Men's mutant- and Magneto-related baggage to that title) making this issue notable for the start of that relationship.

A Work in Progress:
A narrative caption states only Professor X and Magneto are capable of astral projection. This turns out to be wrong on a number of counts.

Ah, the Silver Age:
The X-Men meet the Avengers and proceed to fight them before the entire situation is made clear, because that's what Marvel heroes did in the 60s.

The X-Men travel from New York to Europe (the story can't decide if it's somewhere in the Balkans or Bavaria) via a cruise liner.

Professor X's fairly macho wheelchair in this issue has convenient "extendo-arms."


In a scene clearly designed to illustrate everyone's powers for first time readers, Jean telekinetically places a log over a hole she's about to step into because she doesn't have the time to stop running...but she does have the time to say as much before putting the log in place. Also, did she really need the log? The hole isn't that big.


Iceman calls Thor "square."


The Avengers love their parlimentary procedure. After the Avengers learn about Lucifer, they call off the fight with the X-Men and vote to leave him for the X-Men to handle. I'm sure the X-Men appreciate the Avengers respecting their turf, but at the same time, I don't think the X-Men would mind the Avengers' help in defeating the villain with an apocalyptic bomb ready to explode...



After defeating Lucifer, the X-Men let him go because "we X-Men are pledged never to cause injury to a human being" (but the Blob gets beat up for refusing to join the team). Um, yeah...I know that villains usually "get away" in the Silver Age, but that's the lamest excuse for it I've ever heard.


Young Love: Jean wants to comfort Cyclops with her lips. Easy there, Jeannie: this is an "all ages" comic. She believes if they were all ordinary humans, they'd be "free to follow the urgings" of their hearts.


Wasp pretends to be enamored of Angel in an attempt to make Giant-Man jealous. It doesn't work.

The Awesome and Terrible Power of Cyclops: In the midst of this little love-fest, Professor X proclaims Cyclops disarming Lucifer's bomb his "most glorious moment." I still think he'd rather be comforted by Jean's lips.

I think they're going to make out.

It's in the Mail: The ongoing debate about Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch's loyalties rages on. A few letters are complaining that the Brotherhood are overexposed, including this one, whose author has come up with a hilariously exact number for how often a villain should appear.


Apparently, Marvel used to send a response card to everyone who wrote them a letter. I never knew that.


And here are the results of X-Men's reader mail poll.


Teebore's Take:
Lucifer's role in Professor X's origin has always been troubling. It seems only logical that whomever caused Professor X to spend his life in a wheelchair should be someone of some importance (Magneto seems a blisteringly obvious candidate, though their shared history hadn't been established yet). Instead, this place of significance in the X-Men mythos is held by Lucifer, a one-note villain whose motivations are never made clear until he's later revealed to be a conqueror from a relatively trivial alien race. Not a lot of mythic weight to that.

Granted, Stan Lee couldn't have known how popular and long-lasting the X-Men would become, and we can look back on this reveal with the benefit of hindsight and 40+ years of stories to declare it lame, but he should have realized this pivotal element of Xavier's origin deserved something special. And let's face it, cover hyperbole aside, Lucifer is no Dr. Doom. Heck, Lucifer is no Unus the Untouchable; at least he's a mutant.

Beyond that, this issue has little going for it beyond the novelty of the X-Men/Avengers confrontation. It's never made clear (either in this issue or via the subplots setting it up in the previous two issues) why Professor X chose to go after Lucifer at this exact time, nor why he suddenly needs the X-Men now whereas before he was content to work alone. In the end, their only contribution to the story is to delay the Avengers, who didn't arrive until after the X-Men, and to help defuse a bomb Xavier didn't know about until after he summoned them. Lucifier's ultimate plan or goals go unmentioned; the main threat of the issue, his enormous bomb, is a defensive measure, meant to destroy the world in the event of his death, giving no indication of what he hopes to accomplish in the meantime.

And of course, there's that ending, in which the X-Men let Lucifer walk away while standing next to a defused bomb with which he threatened to destroy the world.

But it does have Iceman calling Thor square.



Sunday, November 9, 2008

VICTORY!!!!

Well, I've just received a gracious call from my competitor, Cyclops, conceding. I haven't talked to Kitty Pryde but really, who cares? She's a thirty party candidate! Bwa-hah-hah-hah!
Anyway, the results are clear. Thanks to a grass roots get out the vote campaign from The Baroness, America's choice is clear. America has voted against socialism and for lower taxes. America has voted Doctor Strange as president of The Gentlemen of Leisure. In fact, it was such a wide margin that it can only be interpreted as a mandate.
Together we can change the current state of affairs. Can we reduce taxes? Yes we can! Can we smash indiscriminately? Yes we can! Can we teach our youth the mystic arts? Yes we can! America has made its choice, and its choice is mystical!
For those of you who didn't vote for me? I will be your president too. And as your president, I will banish you to the dark dimension. If you're not with me, you're against me, and those who voted against me will see how they like hanging out with The Dread Dormammu. Suddenly a Doctor Strange presidency doesn't seem so bad? Huh? Can we banish the non-believers to the Dark Dimension? Yes we can!
So, together, as one unified blog, we can make this web page a better place to read and wri...

CAN WE SMASH????? YES WE CAN!!!!!
Me and magic man make blog SMASHING SUCCESS!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Let your voice be heard!

Alright, it's time to let your voice be heard. You've got a decision to make. You can vote for:

Cyclops\Beast and their pro human\mutant coexistence and pro-drinking-of-secret-formulas policies.

Doctor Strange\Hulk and their anti-taxes and pro-smashing policies.

Kitty Pryde\Lockheed and their pro-dragon and pro-hotness policies.

The choice is yours, but vote wisely.

Voting is to your left.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Make America Magical!

Hi, I'm Doctor Strange. These are some scary times. What, with the economy going up in flames.

Crime on the rise.

And Mindless Ones terrorizing cities.

With all this negativity in the world, I'm going to act positively. That's why I'm asking for a complete halt to all this "negative campaigning." That's not to say other independent committees might not put out adds pointing out that Cyclops is guilty of committing hate crimes against homosexuals...


Or that Cyclops may possibly be a homosexual himself.

But I won't go down that road because that's not what's important to this race. What's important is that I'm going to be tough on evil extra-dimensional deities.

Tougher on vampires.

And toughest on taxes.


So vote for Doctor Strange and together we can bring America to new heights.

I would also like to point out that by taking the high road and ending my negative campaigning I've proven myself to be ethically and morally superior to my opponent.

Paid for by the Committee to Elect Doctor Strange.
I'm Doctor Stephen Strange and the almighty Vishanti have bestowed upon me the power to approve this message.