tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7266470995513648978.post4630845189422222210..comments2024-03-28T10:18:00.370-05:00Comments on Gentlemen of Leisure: MLB Headlines Week 12Austin Gortonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14281239771248780430noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7266470995513648978.post-30815272226814880372008-06-24T10:43:00.000-05:002008-06-24T10:43:00.000-05:00TEEBORE SMASH!! Sorry, just thinking about last we...TEEBORE SMASH!! <BR/><BR/>Sorry, just thinking about last week sends me into a Hulk-like rage. Did you see my line on Saturday? 1 run. 1 *expletive deleted* run?!? That's the best you can do? One day you can hit 6 homers, another just 1 lousy run? Oh, and what's this? Marcum's on the DL? Where'd that come from? Nowhere? Oh well, who needs pitchers? Let's put them all the DL!<BR/><BR/>It isn't like ~boots had that great of a week either. He beat me in homers 8 to 7. The last time we played each other, he beat me 13 to 12. That's a respectable number. This week we both kind of sucked. He just sucked a little bit less. <BR/><BR/>Yeesh. <BR/><BR/>Anyway, rant over...<BR/><BR/>"In Texas there's a guy with the last name Duran...he should play into Toronto with Rios."<BR/><BR/>Nice. I agree. <BR/><BR/>I remember when I was in 4th grade I would spout out antidisestablishmentarianism in order to show people how smart I was (yeah, I was kind of an ass, but I had low self-esteem so I took what I could get). More importanly, it proves Dr. Bitz's point that the use of that word to sound smart has become ridiculously cliche. Come on people, time to move on. <BR/><BR/>I'm pretty sure that "Back Spasms," at least when Bedard uses it, is just code for "my vag hurts."Austin Gortonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14281239771248780430noreply@blogger.com