tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7266470995513648978.post5239938836421941484..comments2024-03-28T10:18:00.370-05:00Comments on Gentlemen of Leisure: Brief Thoughts About Baseball (5/25/2009 - 5/31/2009)Austin Gortonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14281239771248780430noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7266470995513648978.post-44486471071802556112009-06-03T10:46:03.540-05:002009-06-03T10:46:03.540-05:00I've always felt that Smoltz looks more like C...I've always felt that Smoltz looks more like Chuck Norris over any other pitcher...and he burnt himself trying to iron a shirt he was wearing! (I believe Lew Ford did the same thing.)Dr. Bitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13568570859981368717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7266470995513648978.post-70011956456600059292009-06-03T08:56:52.855-05:002009-06-03T08:56:52.855-05:00Yeah, definitely.
Maybe Nolan Ryan and Chuck Nor...Yeah, definitely. <br /><br />Maybe Nolan Ryan and Chuck Norris are the same person?Austin Gortonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14281239771248780430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7266470995513648978.post-74644728065308665152009-06-02T23:56:56.641-05:002009-06-02T23:56:56.641-05:00I feel we have the same view of Nolan Ryan, Teebor...I feel we have the same view of Nolan Ryan, Teebore. All of the Chuck Norris one-liners could easily work for the all-time strikeout king.boots~https://www.blogger.com/profile/11451943950396747401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7266470995513648978.post-10894384285432865072009-06-02T17:22:32.253-05:002009-06-02T17:22:32.253-05:003. In Carlos's's's defence, someone tried to enter...3. In Carlos's's's defence, someone tried to enter the revolving door at the wrong time, which stopped the door and caused the injury. They make it sound like it was due to his own clutziness.<br /><br />5. Someone apparently needs some anger management...baroness van bitzenhofernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7266470995513648978.post-5213110813573832792009-06-02T09:14:05.567-05:002009-06-02T09:14:05.567-05:00Reading that article that listed all the stupid in...Reading that article that listed all the stupid injuries through the years, this one stood out to me: <br /><br />"Nolan Ryan missed a game after being bitten by a coyote."<br /><br />Maybe it's just because it's Nolan Ryan, or because Nolan Ryan was arguably the highest profile player listed there (except maybe Smoltzy), but I have this image of Ryan not being bit by a coyote in a comical manner, but as a result of a valiant struggle against a pack of savage coyotes that were trying to eat an orphanage or something. <br /><br />And of course, Nolan Ryan saved all the kids and only missed one game as a result. Meanwhile, Hunter Pence ran through a sliding glass door. <br /><br />You SAY the Gatorade machine is innocent. But do we really KNOW that?<br /><br />The Twins road record is the worst in the majors now, isn't it? Or did that win on Sunday bump them up to second-worst? Either way, yeesh.Austin Gortonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14281239771248780430noreply@blogger.com