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Friday, December 19, 2008

Working the Poll

Well, according to the majority, Marty McFly is the most likely candidate to have to go back in time and a kill a person to prevent a future apocalypse. I think you're all missing the boat Barack Obama, but that's just one man's opinion.
I bet Barack would do his killing with a silent stoicism that portrays the gravity and necessity of the situation instead of a scene playing out like this:

Marty: "Geeze, Doc, I can't believe I just killed a guy!"
Doc: "Great Scott, Marty! What you've done is unforgivable. But I suppose you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. Unless it's with my new invention! The auto-omlettifyer! But to make it work, you need high grade nitro-glycerin.
Marty: "Geeze, Doc, we better find that nitro-glycerin. I'm craving some omelettes. But first, let's pour some manure on this dead guy!"
Doc: "F*$% YEAH!!!!"

Anyway, it's time for a new poll, and I think this picture speaks for itself:



In case your wondering, Mrs. Dr. Bitz FORCES me to watch Top Chef. It ain't voluntary. But that picture is all I can think of when I watch it...

Voting to your left!

4 comments:

  1. I don't watch Top Chef regularly, but I love watching Carla's "interviews". I think it's because I'm a little terrified of her. I feel like at any moment her friendly smile could turn into maniacal laughter, and she'd kill the nearest opponent with her bare hands.

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  2. Plus they both have the crazy eyes.

    ...she'd kill the nearest opponent with her bare hands.

    I too worry for the day they cut to an interview with her, and she casually waves her hands just enough that we notice a red substance on them.

    Of course, we would naturally assume the interview was filmed after Carla finished creating some fillets, or rolling some meatballs...but there'd be a part of us wondering why no one was talking about the fact that a cheftestant was missing that week...

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  3. This all interesting because Tony Dungy is actually considered one of the nicest guys in football.
    In fact, before he coached a team to the superbowl, he was criticized for being too nice and not 'firing up his players' enough.
    Perhaps Carla is his alter-ego that he uses to let loose his homicidal rage?

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  4. Yeah, I know Tony Dungy is a nice guy. Doesn't mean he can't still have crazy eyes.

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