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Sunday, November 9, 2008

VICTORY!!!!

Well, I've just received a gracious call from my competitor, Cyclops, conceding. I haven't talked to Kitty Pryde but really, who cares? She's a thirty party candidate! Bwa-hah-hah-hah!
Anyway, the results are clear. Thanks to a grass roots get out the vote campaign from The Baroness, America's choice is clear. America has voted against socialism and for lower taxes. America has voted Doctor Strange as president of The Gentlemen of Leisure. In fact, it was such a wide margin that it can only be interpreted as a mandate.
Together we can change the current state of affairs. Can we reduce taxes? Yes we can! Can we smash indiscriminately? Yes we can! Can we teach our youth the mystic arts? Yes we can! America has made its choice, and its choice is mystical!
For those of you who didn't vote for me? I will be your president too. And as your president, I will banish you to the dark dimension. If you're not with me, you're against me, and those who voted against me will see how they like hanging out with The Dread Dormammu. Suddenly a Doctor Strange presidency doesn't seem so bad? Huh? Can we banish the non-believers to the Dark Dimension? Yes we can!
So, together, as one unified blog, we can make this web page a better place to read and wri...

CAN WE SMASH????? YES WE CAN!!!!!
Me and magic man make blog SMASHING SUCCESS!!!!!!!

2 comments:

  1. Kitty polled like a true independent. I'm so proud.

    I hope Strange and Hulk weigh in on current events throughout their 4 year team.

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  2. Well, it seems the voters have spoken. In the interest of staying out of the Dark Dimension, Cyclops would like, in the spirit of unity, to offer his optic blast to help fulfill President-elect Dr. Strange's campaign promises of indiscriminate smashing.

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