Three guys talking about comic books, sports, movies, TV shows and the numerous other pastimes that make us Gentlemen of Leisure.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Man Meat

While watching greased up dudes sweating and frolicking around in skirts, I realized it’s been far too long since I posted anything on this blog.

Now I’m not a gay man (or bi-sexual since it’s my belief “gay” does not exist) but seeing this dude with his flowing blond hair plunging a short sword into the clavicle of a behemoth gave me a smile.

The movie – TROY. The dude – BRAD PITT.

If I ever find myself in prison because people keep emailing me pictures of Miley Cyrus’ myspace pictures, I hope Brad’s the sister who’s going to punish me.

Beyond the aforementioned eye-candy factor Mr. Pitt possesses, he really doesn’t get enough credit for what a truly gifted actor he is and the remarkable resume he has acquired.

12 Monkeys.

Se7en.

Fight Club.

Snatch.

The Jimmy Kimmel F*%!ing Ben Affleck skit.

I guess if I’m going to be abused between the glutes I’d like the guy to have a little talent I can appreciate.

Here are the guys I’d go gay for –


Brad Pitt.


Johnny Depp - As long as he is in costume and character either as Ed Wood, Capt. Jack Sparrow, George Jung, or Dean Corso (Ninth Gate).

Kevin Bacon with the Footloose soundtrack blasting.




Heath Ledger with pulse, even though Jake Gyllenhaal’s stench would be on him. Jake would be in the bottom five right behind the elephant man and the fat guy from Borat. I never want to be with someone who was chased by wolves and didn’t get eaten by them. Follow through, Jake. Eaten by wolves is a good way to go.

Ed Norton. Hopefully he’d have the look on his face in Fight Club where he realizes he’s boinking Marla Singer.

That’s my five.

I challenge the other Gentlemen to post their list and then we’ll have a vote to see who has the best taste in dudes.

5 comments:

  1. baroness van bitzenhoferAugust 6, 2008 at 10:15 PM

    Hm... You say you swear you're not gay, but these guys pretty much make up the top of my freebie list and I'm very much a woman. I would definitely be interested in who would make Dr. Bitz's and Teebore's lists.

    ReplyDelete
  2. yeah i second the baroness's request that Teebore and Dr. Bitz add their lists (tho i have a suspicion that Christian Bale is probably at the top of Teebore's)


    -S

    ReplyDelete
  3. Bale just squeaked out of my top five, mainly due to the MACHINIST. Anorexia is such a turn off.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Challenge accepted!

    And thankfully, I haven't seen the Machinist, so Christian Bale will most definitely be making my list.

    ReplyDelete
  5. I have to say it...

    MATT DAMONNNN mmm mmm good

    ReplyDelete

Comment. Please. Love it? Hate it? Am mildly indifferent to it? Let us know!