Oh crap! First I lost the links, now this. Who'd have thought mixing the smashing of WD-40 with woodchuck wood would cause this? Teebore is going to be PISSED!!!
All right. We all pretty much assumed I'd set the Internet on fire sooner rather than later so I know you all had a contingency plan. Everyone get out of the Internet in a nice, orderly manner. Women and children first. Pushing and shoving will only make things go faster. And for God's sake, would somebody please save the lesbian porn!